Time to jump into a vat of acid.

That's when the cult leader chops off yours

but it was a torture cult to a torture god and so the leader already had his dick slicing knife set aside (they also do circumcisions by request)

Jokes on you, mine is too small to be able to do that ‍️

Heaven's gate, is that you? Let me get my Nikes

if that's the case I'm about to destroy this mans dick > deglove

OMG dude... # GRAB HIS DICK AND CHOP IT! CHOP HIS DICK! # The ol' dick chop!

jokes on cult leader, i'm wearing 17 falsies that will all flop to the floor when they try to go for my dicks

"Really? That's kinda weak sauce." - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.