Hands up if you have attempted to seduce a door.

I've never been jealous of someone's forearm before!

Actually, I have a permit for that 

/roll 1d20

how else would you enter a door? consent is key

You get that bad boy on Tumblr?

I can see it hitting the wizard who's behind right in the noggin, as they wind up a smack. Still 100% dented skull, just unintended target.

Seriously, mofo is beefy.

This would have been great, especially if they used the shiny metal d20s. Like little inset gems.

But then you'd need even tinier d20s for those and that's when shit hits the fractal


Pun Jail for you, pun jail for 1,000 years.

speak friend, and enter