"Ow, you just elbowed me in the face, asshole!" "I SAID HMS CENTAUR COMING THROUGH!"


That's rapist.

The human centipede is the world'a fastest animal.

Or my axe!

maximum aura ngl

Human legs and horse legs are very different

Horses legs are mostly fingers.

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

Got me thinking of a centaur version of "West Side Story" and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to "Cool."

What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?

They hold crossbows.

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

How do horses solve that problem?


Two smaller ones, yes, while multiclassing as a rogue/ranger for multiple shots per turn.

Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design. The more you think about them, the more they just _don't work._ I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

The saddle apparatus has a cock holster to prevent chafing.

Making 'bad' art is how you get better. genAI will never get better or create anything good looking or original.