> duck typing Script languages are very nice for writing pre-100-lines long listings. Where you can keep all types in your head. Consider Python uber-bash. Unsuitable for anything else, though.

>You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the [Ring of X-Ray Vision](https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Ring%20of%20X-ray%20Vision#content) from the 2014 5e basic ruleset. Soooo... Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.

Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of "open container". If you're using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container. Soooo... No, Mr. Player <3

 Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.

Duck typing is my favourite. Pry it from my cold dead (object that appears to be hands, and probably is, but maybe isn't).

Just as fuckable, too


At least it's strongly typed as well unlike JavaScript.

Salt? Wait... sea warer can also contain so much more like magnesium. A perfect component for... explosive... with water...

Oh shit, that means I can a bucket of salt into free sea water.

A tub with a plugged drain is the bottom is a container. Anyone wearing a buttplug is therefore a container.

i will get to a level where i have as many slots of destroy water as possible, and i will spend the rest of my life casting destroy water on the ocean, until it is completely dry. is that something i'd be able to do, or is that not possible? (i play pathfinder, not d&d, so i don't know)

sea water wouldn't be containing elemental magnesium, it would contain magnesium salts.

Assuming a level 20 druid, you'd have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that's 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. Now it depends how big the world you're on is, but if it's earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is... 4.9 quintillion gallons. 4,900,000,000,000,000,000 So while you wouldn't make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.

If it destroys water you have ions destroyed with the solution so no salt. Because it's a part of the water. If you did destroy the water then you would get sodium and chloride plasma because it's ionized.

Which is probably fine since, at this temperature, it will immediately convert to solid salt, albeit maybe with some impurities.

Could you threaten the salt vendor with that?

Actually those things are not that fuckable, because they roll along your penis instead of sliding. There is very little sensation other than cold squeezing. ‍️

Become lich, be immortal, problem solved.

Creativity = Killing everyone by taking great liberties in interpreting spells