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Now that's creativity
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aww yeah that's the best option. whenever i play d&d (if ever) i'll see if i'm able to get a druid and end up doing that
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Creativity = Killing everyone by taking great liberties in interpreting spellsWhy *can't* I destroy all the water in a human's body?
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Assuming a level 20 druid, you'd have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that's 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. Now it depends how big the world you're on is, but if it's earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is... 4.9 quintillion gallons. 4,900,000,000,000,000,000 So while you wouldn't make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
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wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
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wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!For the amount of money you'd waste throwing bags into the ocean, you'd probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.
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@SkyezOpen I think I miss a reference because I don't see any connection, sorry
Goblin slayer reference. Someone does that to kill a big bad with water pressure. -
i will get to a level where i have as many slots of destroy water as possible, and i will spend the rest of my life casting destroy water on the ocean, until it is completely dry. is that something i'd be able to do, or is that not possible? (i play pathfinder, not d&d, so i don't know)After awhile, Poseiden comes and kicks your ass until you stop. Live by the magic sword, die by the magic sword.
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aw i'm sad now
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For the amount of money you'd waste throwing bags into the ocean, you'd probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.oh wait yeah that's an amazing idea
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After awhile, Poseiden comes and kicks your ass until you stop. Live by the magic sword, die by the magic sword.oh don't worry i'm sure there are a bunch of gods that are against slowly destroy watering the entire ocean
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wait wait wait could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open) then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it. if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever. and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!cast Gate on the bottom of the ocean 20ft wide portal to whatever other plane you want to dump the ocean in at the bottom of the mariana trench you'd get some 200,000,000 gallons per minute through that sucker it'll still take more than 3 million years (per very naive, optimistic napkin math) to drain all the oceans but you can probably find other people to join your mad ocean destruction cult over that time and get things going in parallel the real question is: where are you putting all this water
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cast Gate on the bottom of the ocean 20ft wide portal to whatever other plane you want to dump the ocean in at the bottom of the mariana trench you'd get some 200,000,000 gallons per minute through that sucker it'll still take more than 3 million years (per very naive, optimistic napkin math) to drain all the oceans but you can probably find other people to join your mad ocean destruction cult over that time and get things going in parallel the real question is: where are you putting all this wateroh i only hate the 's ocean, so i can just throw the water anywhere. i guess it'd be funny to throw it somewhere dry, though. so soke desert plane or whatever
