I have no problem with new players provided you're willing to learn, listen and be *cooperative.* It's easy to fall into a bit of main character syndrome but as long as you're willing to receive feedback then you are genuinely already going to be better than like... 60%, minimum, of other online players. I've been fleshing out a world, nations, factions, gods, and various potential plotlines for the past year or so. Should be done in the next 1-4 weeks, likely sooner than later. If you're actually interested (or if anyone is), just shoot me a message. The only thing that I actively require from my players is a DnD Beyond account, a Discord account, a sense of humor, a spark of imagination and a goal to both play your story and uplift others in theirs.

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If I had to choose I think I'd be top right pancake How about yall? If you had to choose one who'd you be?

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Hey, hey, now. Nobody on roll 20 can afford a real machete

$6.99 at Harbor Freight! 

The Pathfinder version of this meme is the same, they’re just all wearing a rainbow flag.

Dammit Harbor Freight! Always ruining a mid tier joke with affordable pricing on acceptable quality goods!

Why not make a group with the good players?

You are being **very** generous with that "acceptable quality".

I had a co-worker who couldn't stop bragging about an angle grinder he got for $5 at Harbor Freight. I thought that's a pretty good deal, so I went in and got some gardening tools, in particular a shovel that was only a few bucks. The very first time I stuck that shovel into dirt, the metal head bent and sheared off. The next day I told my co-worker what happened, and he went on to admit his angle grinder only powered on one time before it broke. "But it was only $5!" He added. I think everyone gets their "one and done" experience there.